Elizabeth Reaser: Letter To A Young Liz UNCENSORED!
Dear Young Liz,
First off, I’m excited to do this because I miss you. You were a fun
little one. The actual writing may strike you as a tad limited but
that’s your fault entirely because you didn’t pay much attention to
things like homework or teachers. So I’ll make this a random list of
some Do’s and Don’ts. I know you won’t listen to me and that’s part of
your charm and all but maybe let it wash over your subconscious, it
might do you some good.
1. Condoms. I mean, why not?
2. Don’t over tweeze the brows.
3. Don’t objectify your body. There’s a person in there who’s not
defined by it. She needs your focus.
4. Go to school! It might be boring but it’s better than night school
and summer school.