Dear Young Liz,
First off, I’m excited to do this because I miss you. You were a fun
little one. The actual writing may strike you as a tad limited but
that’s your fault entirely because you didn’t pay much attention to
things like homework or teachers. So I’ll make this a random list of
some Do’s and Don’ts. I know you won’t listen to me and that’s part of
your charm and all but maybe let it wash over your subconscious, it
might do you some good.
1. Condoms. I mean, why not?
2. Don’t over tweeze the brows.
3. Don’t objectify your body. There’s a person in there who’s not
defined by it. She needs your focus.
4. Go to school! It might be boring but it’s better than night school
and summer school.
Click here to read the rest of the post over at Liz's Tumblr.
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