A hysterical hypothetical text conversation between Rob and Kristen

#paranoidRob #BrunchStew: a series of texts...

TxtsFrmRob:what are you doing now

TxtsFrmKris:i just sat down to eat some homefries

TxtsFrmRob: with who?

TxtsFrmKris: no one yet, dakota's walking over. y r u so effing paranoid?

TxtsFrmRob: just miss you. your shirts cute. how's the omlette? anyone good at the brunch?

TxtsFrmKris: miss u too flip... omlette sucks. i make it better... wait, how did u know i was eating an omlette?

TxtsFrmRob: u always eat omlettes.

TxtsFrmKris: right... but how the EFF do you KNOW what I'm WEARING?!?

*no reply*

TxtsFrmKris: Flippy?!?

*no reply*

TxtsFrmKris:ANSWER ME FLIPPY!!!

*no reply*

TxtsFrmKris: oh look at that... a nice looking man with a beard and flannel... maybe i'll go talk to him...

TxtsFrmRob:NO!! FINE! UGH. I JOINED TWITTER. OKAY!

TxtsFrmKris: Please tell me your joking. why would you do something like that?

*no reply*

TxtsFrmKris: OMG, STFU! U joined to twitter STALK me?! Jesus Christ Rob... i'm calling your mom.

TxtsFrmRob: Kristen, dear, it's clare. I tried to stop him. it's no use. how are you feeling?NanaPattz says stay away from the slopes... not good for someone in your condition.

TxtsFrmkris: ALL OF YOU PATTINSONS ARE INSANE!!!!

 

from  @CalliopeBlabs